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Michiganders Spooked by Kamala’s Economy

Government and Politics

October 27, 2024


This spooky season, there’s nothing more terrifying than Kamala Harris’ disastrous economy haunting Michigan families and their fall festivities. With Halloween around the corner, families are feeling the chilling grip of her ghastly inflation making simple traditions a nightmare. 

With prices up 20.5 percent, Halloween is just the latest victim of Harris.

The cost of candy and or kids’ costumes? Expensive  enough to make any parent scream!

Craving a pumpkin latte? It’s now 19.9 percent pricier. 

Eyeing a hard apple cider? Brace yourself: apples are up 6.7 percent and alcoholic drinks up 9.5 percent. 

Want to carve pumpkins with your kids? Tool prices have increased by 18.7 percent. 

Even making a cozy bowl of chili feels cursed, with meat prices up by 24.4 percent and bean prices up by 22.9 percent.

And if you’re feeling too lazy for chili, canned soup prices are also up a frightening 27.2 percent. 

Kamala Harris cackles while families across Michigan are left haunted by sky-high prices. President Trump is the only one who can bring Michiganders out of the darkness Kamala caused and provide a supernatural solution. Happy Halloween!