Does the thought of staying up until midnight cause you to break out into a cold sweat? Fear not, our Annual New Year's Eve Party for Old People is here again!

The name started as a joke because staying up late was never our jam, and all these years later... the name has stuck.

What you need to know

All ages welcome, but be aware it's rowdy
Penny bubbly toast at 6:00 with the London Fireworks
"Ball Ross" dropping at 6:00 to ring in the new year
@margaretsjuanrose food truck here from 4:00 until sold out
Bundle up
We'll have extra fire tables and chairs, but JIC bring your own camping chairs
we also have red wine, white wine, prosecco, sparkling water, cider, hard seltzer, NA beer and root beer
we open early at 2:00
We've added an extra bar up front to help with the lines
First come, first served, no reservations
we close at 10:00 so last call at 9:30 PM
we're dressing up in glitter and sequins, join us!
one thousand disco balls and other insane decorations