FARGO, ND – President-Elect Donald Trump has selected North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum as Secretary of the Interior.

North Dakota Democratic-NPL Executive Director Cheryl Biller said, “After a year of campaigning with Trump to get a Secretary of State or Energy posting, we hope Burgum feels his bootlicking was worth it. He’ll be serving alongside a puppy killer, a philanderer with a sexual assault allegation, a man at the center of a sex trafficking probe, a Russian asset, and a man with a literal brainworm. He wanted to be part of this clown show, and he got it.”