Arts and Entertainment
October 16, 2023
From: Land of Illusion Haunted Scream ParkAttraction:
DR. PSYCHO’S HAUNTED ESTATE
Inside, Dr. Psycho hung from an attic rafter as his body writhed and twisted with hungry rats. Authorities found the cellar of the haunted hospital piled high with emaciated bodies in various states of decomposition. Human, animal… the bodies were broken and mutilated, and limbs had been torn and twisted from those who would no longer try to escape…
The haunted hospital has been empty ever since… that is, until YOU arrived. Now it’s your turn to join Dr. Psycho in a mad, labyrinthine chase through the haunted hospital of your deepest, darkest nightmares. Mutilated mental patients, screaming widows, laughing corpses, and buckets of blood await…. And Agatha will meet you at the door.
DYSPHORIA
DYSPHORIA (a state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with life) Come take a mind bending trip as you come face to face with face melting realities that might be real or might be fiction. Either way by the end you’ll be in a state of Dysphoria. Proceed with caution!
GHOSTLY GIFT SHOP
Need some scary swag to commemorate your visit to the Land of Illusion Haunted House Scream Park? Visit our Ghostly Gift Shop featuring apparel, novelties, and other cool stuff emblazoned with the Land of Illusion artwork.
The Ghostly Gift Shop is conveniently located next to the entrance and ticket booth as you come into the park.
KILLER KLOWNS HAUNTED MAZE
Now you can get one-of-a-kind thrills in this three-ring circus of terror that make your heart stop… dead. Be among the first of the night’s haunted maze victims lured under the big top. Laughing, leering faces invite you in with promises of sticky-sweet carnival delights. But as you venture deeper into this haunted maze of madness, squeals of joy soon turn to screams of horror.
MIDDLETOWN HAUNTED TRAIL
Take a walk in the haunted forest…on a terror trek of unspeakable dread. The Middletown Haunted Trail has put unsuspecting visitors on a fast-track to terror since 1997, and now it’s your turn to make the descent. Come see why this tortured attraction is not for the faint of heart…
And step into a shadowy woods where cackling chainsaw sickos crunch through the undergrowth, soft-footed murderers bare bloody little blades, and blowtorch-wielding madmen rip across the trail in hot pursuit… Just be careful where you run, or you might stumble into a frenzied faction of spooks with a taste for frightened flesh.
Can you survive this monstrous maze? Because if you don’t have the stomach for it, these fanatic madmen and twisted ghouls will be more than happy to find you another… From one of your fellow tortured guests, perhaps?
PHOBIA
Phobia, an extreme, irrational fear of a specific object or situation. A phobia is classified as a type of anxiety disorder, since anxiety is the chief symptom experienced by the sufferer. OR IN OUR CASE – OUTRIGHT SHEER ALL OVER TERROR. Dare to FACE YOUR FEARS
TEMPLE OF TERROR HAUNTED HOUSE
Our most adventurous visitors may have survived temples of doom, temples of evil, even a lost temple or two…but you haven’t truly seen, heard, or experienced fright until you crawl through the Temple of Terror Haunted House!
This blood-curdling haunted house of horrors was unearthed at the turn of the last century by a murderous pair of amateur explorers. When the temple seal was broken, these corpse-stealing maniacs unleashed a gallery of ghouls with an appetite for nightly fright.
VOODOO LOUNGE & CREEPY CAFE
OVERCOME BY THE SPIRITS?
Then stop in the Voodoo Lounge, where you fight spirits with your own spirits. You can enjoy a variety of beer on tap, bottled or name a drink to suit your mood. The Voodoo Lounge is located in the middle of the park and easily seen by the glow of the fluorescent flicker.
So next time you are enjoying one of the Land of Illusion haunted attractions, stop in for a spirit of your own. In fact, try and stump one of our mixologists…
if you dare.
Must be 21 to enter, ID’s are checked.
We reserve the right to limit or refuse service.
IF OUR HOWLING GETS YOUR STOMACH GROWLING
Come by the Creepy Cafe, and we’ll scare up a delicious dish for guests of any age. The Cafe menu features bubbling sodas, haunted hot chocolate, horrifying hot dogs, and much more. The Cafe is conveniently located adjacent to the Voodoo Lounge so older guests can pair their spooky snacks with an adult beverage.
Screaming in horror as you work your way from haunt to haunt can really work up an appetite. Everyone at the Creepy Cafe would love to have you for dinner.
Schedule of Events:
Oct 20, 2023
7:00pm - 1:00am
KILLER KLOWNS INVASION WEEKEND W/ DJ LUTZ
Ohio’s very own DJ Chris Lutz spins all of your favorite hits live on the Stage of Rage
Oct 21, 2023
7:00pm - 1:00am
KILLER KLOWNS INVASION WEEKEND W/ DJ LUTZ
Ohio’s very own DJ Chris Lutz spins all of your favorite hits live on the Stage of Rage
GHOSTBUSTERS LIVE! SLIME TIME EVENT
Oct 27, 2023
7:00pm - 1:00am
EDM WEEKEND W/ DJ LUTZ
Ohio’s very own DJ Chris Lutz spins all of your favorite hits live on the Stage of Rage
Oct 28, 2023
7:00pm - 1:00am
EDM WEEKEND W/ DJ LUTZ
Ohio’s very own DJ Chris Lutz spins all of your favorite hits live on the Stage of Rage
Oct 29, 2023
5:00pm - 7:00pm
TRUNK OR TREAT
Free to the Public
Date: October 20-28, 2023
Time: Fridays and Saturdays 7pm – 1am
Location: Land of Illusion Haunted Theme Park - 8762 Thomas Road Middletown, OH 45042
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