Waffle House, an iconic Georgia-based fast food chain, is adding a $.50 per egg surcharge to combat skyrocketing prices due to an avian flu outbreak across the state. The Trump Administration, in an effort to collectively look away from things they don’t like, ordered the Atlanta-based Centers for Disease Control and other health agencies to cease all external communication until further notice as the H5N1 strain of avian flu spreads. 

“Waffle House raising prices on eggs is smothered and covered in irony considering Trump campaigned on lowering these costs on Day 1,” said DPG spokesperson Dave Hoffman. “And with Governor Brian Kemp, for his part, reading the Waffle House menu aloud during his recent State of the State address, Republicans are making clear their policies are responsible for increasing our costs regardless of their deflections and denials otherwise.”